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04:12 pm - This Just In: Bush Declares War on Antarctica

In last night's State of the Union address, US president Bush sought to combat his plummeting approval ratings by announcing that Antarctica has been added to the now four-nation Axis of Evil along with Iraq, North Korea and Iran. "Our intelligence briefings have shown that Hurricane Katrina is clearly linked to Global Warming, and the ringleaders of Global Warming are Antarctic glaciers."

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