Como é sexta-feira, algumas pérolas do Modern Drunkard Magazine.


YOU KNOW YOU´RE A DRUNKARD WHEN...

Interventions have become so frequent that you just leave the folding chairs set up in your living room.

You know how to say "Where are my pants" in seven languages.

TV beer ads have started addressing you by name.

You´re always shaking hands, even when theres no one else around.

Your wardrobe is divided into Summer, Winter andThings You Woke Up Wearing. The third category includes a number of thongs.


you freak out when you wake up in your own bed.